My Romanian readers know what this title is a pun on. During the 1996 presidential election debates, one of the candidates, Emil Constantinescu, turned to the other one, Ion Iliescu, and asked:
Mr. Iliescu, do you believe in God?
Legend has it that it was that this question alone, and its flip-flopping answer, made Iliescu, the incumbent, lose the elections.
Many years have passed since that event, and jokes on the issue have been made thousands of times. But this one is hilarious.
After Microsoft launched its own search engine decision engine, Google sped up the process for the R&D of its own twist on internet search, Google Squared, a Labs-endorsed process which takes information from all over the internet and puts it in a nice spreadsheet for you.
Well, as soon as it launched, I googlesquare’d (because saying that I googled would be wrong) a good deal of sets of information, like “cities in Romania”, “Penn State campuses”, “burgers”, but none of them were very interesting. So i decided to search for, you guessed it, “Romanian presidents”. While it did have some hickups, like in showing wrong people, it had the possibility of adding collumns with different information, so I went for religion. And this is what it had:

P.S.: Former dictator Nicolae Ceausescu got caught with a whole different religion altogether:

UPDATE: between then and now, the program gave a lot of different results, so don’t blame me if it’s not te same.
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